Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies

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Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies


> >>

> >> 1 cup of water

> >> 1 tsp baking soda

> >> 1 cup of sugar

> >> 1 tsp salt

> >> 1 cup or brown sugar

> >> 4 large eggs

> >> 1 cup nuts

> >> 2 cups of dried fruit

> >> 1 bottle Jack Daniels Black

> >>

> >> Sample the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl,

> >> Check the Jack again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,

> >> Pour one level cup and drink.

> >> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter

> >> In a large fluffy bowl.

> >>

> >> Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point

> >> it's best to make sure the Jack is still ok, try another

> >> Cup just in case.

> >> Turn off the mixerer thingy.

> >> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup

> >> Of dried fruit.

> >> Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

> >> Mix on the turner.

> >>

> >> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry

> >> It loose with a drewscriver.

> >> Sample the Jack Daniels to check for tonsisticity.

> >> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves

> >> A sheet. Check the Jack Daniels. Now shift the lemon

> >> juice and strain your nuts.

> >>

> >> Add one table.

> >> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

> >> Find.

> >> Greash the oven.

> >> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

> >> Don't forget to beat off the turner.

> >>

> >> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

> >> Jack Daniels and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

> >>

> >> Cherry Mistmas !